Footballers are *so* gay - Part 3

What bastard is wearing Rosa Klebb's boots?

Holy shit it's only a sodding CARPET FFS!

Just had a geezer round to measure up our hallway for a new carpet. £963!!!!! Nine sodding hundred and sixty three bloody quid! For a carpet! A CARPET FFS!
Bloody bleeding bloody hell.

Where's the Jim Beam?

Why boys need their parents - Part 4 of an occasional series

What? What?

Oi!

Fuck off, that's mine!

(Found on Daily Mail online)